• Horror in the High Desert

    Horror in the High Desert

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    They really Blair Witched my ass hard πŸ˜­β€¦

    I went into this blind, I just knew it was about a missing person (I saw a tiktok about it) so I thought it was all REAL, that definitely helped with how fucking scared I got for 5 minutes of those last 20 minutes of the deformed dude showing up.

    I was genuinely creeped tf out and I loved that but once he was holding the camera and the gun at the…

  • Paris, Texas

    Paris, Texas

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    Travis’s whole monologue towards the end and the shot of his face reflecting on her silhouette was so magnificently done… also Hunter was my favorite character.

  • Malum

    Malum

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    Enjoyed the extended cult backstory and the gore but the amount of hallucinations (?) she was having were overkill, still a lot better than the og.

  • Strange Way of Life

    Strange Way of Life

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    β€œA dead man in your bed still smelling of cum” 😩

  • Devotion

    Devotion

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    It was much more entertaining than Top Gun that’s for sure 🀭

  • John and the Hole

    John and the Hole

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    They still sat with him and had dinner after? UH-UH, if it was me his ass would’ve been on his way to a boarding school or a mental institution.

  • Tin & Tina

    Tin & Tina

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    Disco, disco, disco, disco, chino, chino, chino, chino, fino, fino, fino, filipino… 🎢

    Nothing scarier than white haired children who are religious freaks. Two stand out scenes that really fucking ate for me were the β€œchinese plate” dance and them with orange sunglasses in the fucking desert, I truly lived.

  • RoboCop 3

    RoboCop 3

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    They did my girl Anne so dirty 😭

  • Synchronic

    Synchronic

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    Enjoyed the concept but when he fucked over his dog and didn’t even try to go back for him I was done 😀

  • Teen Wolf

    Teen Wolf

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    Kinda sad that Stiles is a full on homophobe and a closeted furry in this version.

  • Air

    Air

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    Seen a few β€œbiopics” recently and this one felt pretty mid, idk it just lacked something… 

    Viola Davis was outstanding and the best thing about this film, the music was a tad forced and the amount of feet exposition Ben did was so unserious.

    Still managed to enjoy the film it just wasn’t GREAT, the most exciting thing was reading people’s β€œwhere are they now?” summary at the end and finding out MJ makes 400 million a year without even having to leave his house.

  • Tammy and the T-Rex

    Tammy and the T-Rex

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    Is it considered necrophilia if I was fully living for Paul Walker in a crop top?… nvm I didn’t ask that.

    This movie was β€œso bad it’s good” and I had a blast with it. It has some really cool gory kills that I was definitely not expecting, the T-Rex’s little arms were extremely camp, and it all ends with a brain nutting, seriously what’s not to like? 🀭.