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  • Armageddon
  • River's Edge
  • The Beach Bum
  • Carlito's Way

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  • Limitless

    ★★

  • Nope

    ★★★★

  • A Walk Among the Tombstones

    ★★★

  • Accepted

    ★★★★

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  • Adaptation.

    Adaptation.

    ★★★★★

    we open on brady childs. fat, ugly, pale, repulsive, sits in a basement by himself. brady, trying to write a good review, trying to impress his letterboxd followers, sweats profusely. fat, ugly brady paces furiously in his bedroom. he types into his notes app, and he says: “brady childs. fat, ugly, pale, repulsive, sits in a basement by himself”.

  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space

    ★★★★

    I love a heartwarming story about a family that sticks together and has each other’s back

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  • Limitless

    Limitless

    ★★

    ironically one of the dumbest movies i've ever seen

  • Armageddon

    Armageddon

    ★★★★★

    this just turned into a surrealistic nightmare 

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    sorry this dumbass review got 4500 likes

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★★★

    the way that you guys look at baby yoda is the way that I look at Joe Pesci