Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker ★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

the last jedi: let the past die. kill it if you have to

the rise of skywalker: ok but like what if we already killed it? can we bring it back and kill it again? how long does it have to be killed for? can we fake kill it just for fun?

the last jedi: rey is nobody, the force could be in anybody, it could be in you even 

the rise of skywalker: lol jk rey is the child of a former senator she had an inside track to success and you will never get to fly in a spaceship and play with light up swords and kiss hot sith lords you broke ass bitch

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