Favorite films

  • Tombstone
  • Conan the Barbarian
  • The Princess Bride
  • Dredd

Recent activity

  • Jesse Stone: Lost in Paradise


  • Vengeance


  • Old School


  • Super Troopers


Recent reviews

  • Jesse Stone: Lost in Paradise

    Jesse Stone: Lost in Paradise


    Great pace, the usual cadre of talented actors, and a clean (if a tad simple) case.

    Not a bad way to wrap up a series. Happy trails, Jesse Stone.

  • Vengeance



    What a surreal day to watch this film.

    Last night, I was discussing the latest episode of TLOU in the comments of a cousin's Facebook post, and I noted that while I hadn't seen it, a friend of mine (who loved the game) didn't like how it was so disconnected from the central plot. A friend of my cousin suggested that if he didn't like the episode, that he probably was also probably in the Venn Diagram of guys who…

Popular reviews

  • The Maze Runner

    The Maze Runner


    WOW this is supposed to be the BEST that the series has to offer? Oh, God, I'm not sure I can handle the sequels.

    Really cool robot spider monsters are marred by terrible CGI. An okay story concept is limited by annoying tween actors.

    My wonderful fiancée was bored by the 20 twenty minute mark, and made it clear she wouldn't be finishing the series. I wish I had her restraint.

  • Hellraiser: Hellseeker

    Hellraiser: Hellseeker

    I'm not here to hate on Mayhem from the All-State commercials, nor the bevy of beautiful brunettes, but this is just messy as hell. Is it even possible to care about this plot?

    I should note that cinematography is incredible. Some shots are absolutely jaw-dropping, and don't belong in a movie this sloppy.