The King of Burbank

The King of Burbank

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I don’t get paid enough to like movies this much.

Favorite films

  • Magic Mike XXL
  • Spider-Man
  • Good Time
  • The Nice Guys

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  • TÁR

    ★★★★

  • Shotgun Wedding

    ★★★

  • You People

    ★★★

  • Rear Window

    ★★★★½

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  • TÁR

    TÁR

    ★★★★

    I’ll be annoyed if this doesn’t win Best Screenplay. Can’t wait for Mastero to continue this cinematic universe.

  • Shotgun Wedding

    Shotgun Wedding

    ★★★

    It’s the rom com version of Michael Franco’s New Order. 

    Listen, it’s a Jennifer Lopez action rom com called ‘Shotgun Wedding.’ We’re not re inventing the wheel here, but it doesn’t matter. This is enjoyably silly and competently made which is all it needs to be. Surprisingly, the action beats are the most entertaining, with comical slapstick gags breaking the tension of what could be a really intense hostage situation. 

    The cast is game even if its’ a little too…

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  • Olaf's Frozen Adventure

    Olaf's Frozen Adventure

    ★½

    Disney said "you're not getting out of one of our movies without seeing a few white people first"

  • The Binge

    The Binge

    This is Booksmart for people who couldn’t pass the SAT.