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Header films are the last four that I've watched and given a 4.5 or higher.


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  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer


    This is every single movie aesthetic present in my childhood colliding together to form a giant and beautifully garish anti-capitalistic cornucopia with a human heart inside the dense artificial exterior... shit's wonderful.

  • Céline and Julie Go Boating

    Céline and Julie Go Boating


    even if this was just the last 20 minutes where Celine and Julie are going around the alternate reality, that's become far more ghostlike overall, just being complete goofballs this would be such an easy 5/5

Popular reviews

  • Prisoners of the Ghostland

    Prisoners of the Ghostland

    So Sion Sono, the director behind such absolutely normal classics like Love Exposure, Why Don't You Play in Hell? and Suicide Club, has decided to let Nic Cage be the main star in this.

    If this isn't a genuine recipe for FOTY material, I don't know what the hell is.

  • The Birds

    The Birds


    Spooks & Hoops: An Attempt at Hooptober 5 - Film #19

    A fine enough well-acted drama that decides to get all apocalyptic and shit about 2/3rds of the way in. What kind of stuck out to me, though, is that this felt a bit all over the place in regards to its placement in time. I'm normally not someone who obsesses over things being "ahead of their time" or shit like that, but parts of this genuinely felt to me like…