Favorite films

  • Illustrious Corpses
  • The Bitter Stems
  • Crimes of Passion
  • Love, Death & Robots: The Drowned Giant

Recent activity

  • Shoot to Kill

  • Chess of the Wind

  • Orders to Kill


  • The Skeleton of Mrs. Morales

Pinned reviews

  • Tenet



    Straight up - FUCK THIS MOVIE!
    If you want a cinema induced migraine - go ahead and buy a ticket.

    I hadn't been inside a movie theater in six months, and my first visit back I'm subjected to this nonsense. I'm glad some people are getting something out of it, I simply do not get it. I watched I'M THINKING OF ENDING THINGS the day before, and that was a walk in the park to parse out as it had…

  • A Hidden Life

    A Hidden Life


    The cinema is essentially my church, and Malick the pastor to deliver one hell of sermon.

Recent reviews

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone


    Like every Scott Derrickson film I really wanted to like this but it simply ended up not working for me. It played almost like a Stranger Things adjacent horror adventure that was way more Jesus-y than I expected, that had clunky dialogue that the kid actors didn’t know what to do with, and a premise lacks tension despite being about a very scary premise and concept. 

    Ethan Hawke is great as always and the masks he wears are truly amazing.

  • Hustle



    What the fuck is Ben Foster doing in this movie ? Sure he is believable as the shithead son of Robert Duvall but he nearly derails a perfectly enjoyable albeit predictable sports drama by straining so much I was worried he was gonna himself a hernia. Thankfully he only had a few scenes. Everybody else is having a great time.

Popular reviews

  • Wanderers



    There's more wonder and creativity in three minute film than in the 3 hours of Interstellar.

  • The Counselor

    The Counselor


    an interesting mess.
    It's as bleak as you'd expect from McCarthy and from a director whose brother killed himself while he was making the movie.
    But the bleakness is not the problem.
    It's that the film feels like monologue porn. Every single character gets a speech. Everyone speaks in parables and methods. It gets frustrating after a while.

    The weakest performance by far was Cameron Diaz. And it's not even her fault - it's Ridley Scott's. Did she really need…