• Nomadland


    not sure how i feel about this. it feels like it’s, idk, romanticizing something that maybe shouldn’t be romanticized, especially since thousands of people are homeless not by choice but by means of the state. the politics just feel a bit neoliberal and tone deaf. it’s also very strange that they essentially tricked all these working class people into thinking McDormand was one of them? like, she’s a multi millionaire pretending to be a broke nomad. it’s strange.  


  • The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

    The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

    i tried watching like two episodes and couldn’t deal with the blatant queer baiting and military propaganda...maybe i’ll try to finish it someday but it didn’t leave a good impression on me

  • Stowaway



    watched for toni collette and she didn’t even get a good role in this. having also seen Arctic (director’s previous film) it seems like Joe Penna likes a slow burn which is fine if done well but this film just dragged on for most of it and the ending was bad. also considering his youtube career before this, i wonder how he got into filmmaking in the first place? not saying he’s bad at it, just haven’t been blown away by him.

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    category: enemies to lovers

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i watched this a while ago and forgot to log it

    it’s literally good and everyone who’s mad is just clouded by childhood nostalgia and wants a complete rehash of the OT 

    the most visually stunning star wars film i’ve ever seen 

    luke’s character arc makes sense...he was young and naive in the OT and he’s grown bitter and pessimistic over the course of 30 years...it’s normal. also he does the same thing as obi wan in ANH at the…

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    the color grading is so fucking ugly 

    giving me 12 year old boy who listens to linkin park vibes 

    cyborg’s character was the most interesting part 

    gal gadot’s acting was bad as usual

    ezra miller gives me gender envy 

    that thing hanging from steppenwolf’s crotch looked like his dick and was very distracting 

    j*red l*to was so unnecessary

  • It's a Sin

    It's a Sin

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ouch. makes me mourn for all the queer people who were lost. reagan, thatcher...the blood is on your hands! i hope you’re enjoying hell. 

    my issues with it are: POC characters are mainly there to support the white ones, too many montages/flash forwards into the future, doesn’t focus enough on the government’s absolute failure to address the issue. the first issue i have is the biggest...Jill is just there to support everyone and be the mom of the group without…

  • Sound of Metal

    Sound of Metal


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this was pretty great, but i do have to point out a few inaccuracies. for reference, i have a family member with a cochlear implant, which is why i know these things. for starters, you don’t get a full functional bilateral cochlear implant that fast! after the surgery, there are SEVERAL follow up appointments to have you slowly adjust to them, you do NOT just walk out with them after one follow up appoint post-surgery. having someone wear them that…

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    less plot holes than TFA but i can’t believe jyn and cassian just straight up died in the end because of the rebels’ interference. also can they please cool it with the dark cinematography! i couldn’t see anything 

    i enjoyed mads mikkelsen though

  • Moxie



    the writing was so bad oh my god 

    main character was not at all interesting to watch 

    for a film that’s supposed to be about smashing the patriarchy, why did the paint her boyfriend to be some hero for literally doing the bare minimum? oh he doesn’t harass women, what a dreamboat!

    i think this movie could’ve been pretty decent if they hired better writers and made lucy the main character instead of vivian.

  • WandaVision



    interesting concept that had a lot of potential (the first half or so was much more creative than a typical marvel/disney product) but the ending was such a letdown and for that i can’t give this a high rating. even the beginning wasn’t great by any means, kind of a bad knock off of david lynch, but it was nice to at least see something different. most of their films follow the exact same plot and it’s so boring and…

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    mom can we get star wars: a new hope?
    no we have a new hope at home
    a new hope at home: 

    oscar isaac is so pretty though. i’ll give them that.