mother! ½

This film is like if a middle schooler had to write a book report on the bible, but didn't actually read it, they didn't even look up the spark notes, instead, they just wrote about things they had heard other people say about it and tried to go vague on the details by pretending to be #deep. That is to say, it is the worst fanfiction about mother earth and literal God being trapped in an unhappy marriage I have ever had the misfortune to see, and also for some reason Kristen Wiig is there.