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  • Hard Target

    Hard Target


    I forgot how much of a John Woo movie this is. I guess I lost track of him after Face/Off (don’t get me twisted, I love Face/Off, caught a titty in my mouth watching that one at the drive in on 441). I don’t think I’ve seen one of his movies since I graduated high school (also the year Hong Kong reverted back to China), but I LOVED him back then. I saw Hard Boiled at my friend’s house on…

  • The Last American Virgin

    The Last American Virgin


    aka Birth of an Incel

    I used to have a friend that was always bringing over flea market bootlegs that were filmed in the movie theater (the best one was Original Kings of Comedy because seeing people in an audience laughing at a movie where people in an audience are laughing is the best kind of meta-cinema, Spike Lee must have known this was going to happen) and one day he brought over American History X and was pumped about…

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  • Martin



    I met the mother of my kids because she has a Martin tattoo and I asked her about it. Thanks, George.

  • City of the Living Dead

    City of the Living Dead


    I had forgotten how outright and directly WEIRD this movie is. My memory was that it was one of the better Italian splatter films, but that it had some nonsense in the story typical to the Italians. I used to think that logic gaps and improbable narrative motivations were flaws in European horror movies, but movies that put those details right in the center of the story prove that they’re not flaws, they’re REQUIREMENTS. The two most gruesome scenes are…