Kevin. 30. Former arthouse manager (RIP Main Art) and Barbara Stanwyck slappy.

Favorite films

  • Carnival of Souls
  • All I Desire
  • The Meetings of Anna
  • Lola

Recent activity

  • Missing

  • Women Talking

  • Battling Butler

  • One Week


Recent reviews

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water


    James Cameron is in the Biblical epic mode of his Greatest Showman career except his Bible is a Greenpeace bumper sticker and it doesn't have any of the kinky shit that made Cecil B. DeMille's Bible stories fun for grown-ups (wanting to fuck a 12 foot tall blue space cat is not a kink I'm interested in seeing represented on screen). Look, I'm not made of stone, the whale shit put a lump in my throat, but that's only 45…

  • Fascination



    Watching this the night before a date is what got me horny enough to give me the requisite courage to make a move. I saw tits in the flesh for the first time in a half-decade last night and I owe it all to Jean Rollin. Merci, monsieur.

Popular reviews

  • The Loveless

    The Loveless


    Is Willem Dafoe hot? A case study.

  • Detroit



    I'm from Detroit. I've lived in and around the city for the majority of my life. This movie has nothing to say about this city, the uprising of '67 or, most damningly, what it's like to be black in America. Detroit (the movie) is the cinematic equivalent of Ramsay Bolton from Game of Thrones; it luxuriates interminably in the depths of human depravity without ever arriving at a meaningful conclusion. Maybe the hopelessness I felt watching Detroit was intentional. It…