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  • Ikiru
  • Nosferatu the Vampyre
  • Drifting Clouds
  • Casting Blossoms to the Sky

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  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    ★★½

  • The Blair Witch Project

    ★★★½

  • Alien Resurrection

    ★★★

  • The Wicker Man

    ★½

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  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★½

    First panel: le me going to see tenet for some epic nolan le mindfuck cinema. [le derp face picture]

    Second panel: wait this wasnt really a le mindfuck what the hell nolan?? [confused le derp face picture. nolan troll face picture]

    Third panel: charlie kaufman out of nowhere making true le mindfuck cinema like a boss
    [fuck yeah guy charlie kaufman picture, nolan fffuuuu picture]

    Fourth panel: [obama not bad picture, leo raising glass picture, true story picture, nolan forever alone picture]





    EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

  • Cars

    Cars

    ★★★

    kachigga

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  • Alien Resurrection

    Alien Resurrection

    ★★★

    mind boggling cinema

  • The Bye Bye Man

    The Bye Bye Man

    ★★½

    are you ready? are you ready? well get ready - cause here we go now (chorus) i am the bye bye man, the bye bye man i am the bye bye man, the bye bye man and i could bye bye fast as you can i could bye bye fast as you can i am the bye bye man, the bye bye man i am the bye bye man, the bye bye man and i could bye bye fast as…

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  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    ★★

    the rebuilds were a mistake

    truly a mess. tries to go for a bit of everything but ends up comitting to none of it and it is all just a cluttered mess with wacky effects and bad cgi. starts off interesting with promises of a story about moving on after trauma, a la berserk but abandons that after like 40 min for some wacky kid playing with toys style nonsensical action battles and weird technobabble. ends up just reiterating the…

  • TFW No GF

    TFW No GF

    Wojak and Pepe, the duality of man