katie🍒 has written 4 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • How to Talk to Girls at Parties

    How to Talk to Girls at Parties

    ★½

    i had no idea what the fuck was happening during this whole movie

  • The Little Hours

    The Little Hours

    ★½

    this had the potential to be so much better. the whole movie  just felt like it revolved around people bullying & beating up dave franco. all the women groped dave and loved having him up in their guts. they  bat him around like a piece of meat. but DAMN i did not expect aubrey plaza to be a witch disguised as a nun. that was the one brilliant part of the movie

  • Pitch Perfect 3

    Pitch Perfect 3

    ★½

    This movie was literally so unnecessary and shouldn’t have been made. It almost felt like a waste of time watching it. The only 3rd movie from a series that I care about is High School Musical 3: Senior Year.

  • Scary Movie

    Scary Movie

    ★½

    I managed to avoid these movies my entire life and I don’t know what made me want to watch it now. Literally what the fuck. The most relatable part is when Brenda brings a whole meal into the movie theater and then pulls out a video camera. ME TOO BRENDA