katie🍒 has written 21 reviews for films rated ★★★½ .

  • Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

    Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

    ★★★½

    this shit fucked me up....and i talked to people who rewatched it 12 times but one viewing was enough for me

  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    ★★★½

    so yeah the young lord voldemort can get it....

  • The Spy Who Dumped Me

    The Spy Who Dumped Me

    ★★★½

    i mainly went to watch this bc i love sam heughan from the show Outlander. y’all better not sleep on this man bc he is a dreamy, hilarious hunk. also mila kunis and kate mckinnon we’re so badass in this! i love powerful women!! not to mention that i laughed so much that i think i damaged a lung

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★½

    came out of this not really able to process what i just watched, yet...i loved it?? guess you could say armie hammer was THAT crazy horse girl in this movie.

  • Atonement

    Atonement

    ★★★½

    fuck u Briony, u ruined everything

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★★★½

    damn i couldn’t stop thinking about the amount of times that chris pratt and bryce dallas howard narrowly escape death. they be like “i’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!!”

  • Adrift

    Adrift

    ★★★½

    this movie was stressful yet romantic & cute at the same time. it deadass made me cry so hard by the end though. shailene woodley titties: OUT.  her nipples were very present and i kept staring

  • Bad Teacher

    Bad Teacher

    ★★★½

    this movie is so bad, but for some reason i love it and have watched it so many times???

  • We Need to Talk About Kevin

    We Need to Talk About Kevin

    ★★★½

    As soon as I saw Kevin putting JUST jelly on his sandwich, I knew he was a psychopath who could not be trusted.

  • Raw

    Raw

    ★★★½

    Ya know when you find someone attractive and you call them a “snack” or “meal?” Well um.. Justine and Alex...really took those terms literal. That being said, this is literally more terrifying than any American horror film I’ve ever seen. The French are really wildin!

  • Trainwreck

    Trainwreck

    ★★★½

    Tilda Swinton with a tan makes me uncomfortable.

  • Tomb Raider

    Tomb Raider

    ★★★½

    The plot wasn't really anything special and some plot points just really lost me. Not sure if it was bad writing or because all I could focus on was Miss Alicia Vikander. Alicia if you're reading this I'm free anytime and would like your hand in marriage. I will EVEN get a gym membership and work out with you ;)