Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Hard Boiled
  • RoboCop
  • Suspiria

Recent activity

  • Tales from the Crypt


  • Asylum


  • Bibos Männer


  • The Assassin


Pinned reviews

  • Phantom of the Paradise

    Phantom of the Paradise


    Hooptober 2019: Bonus film #7

    Carburators, man! That's what life is all about.

    The best adaptation of Phantom of the Opera.
    The best adaptation of Faust.
    The best horror musical.
    The second best Jessica Harper picture in which the main villain is stabbed with a piece of a bird.

  • Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II

    Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II


    That title is just lazy, they could've called this Godzilla, Rodan and Super-Mechagodzilla: Giant Monster All-Out Custody Battle.

Recent reviews

  • Tales from the Crypt

    Tales from the Crypt


    Hooptober 2023: Film #5
    Amicus film #2
    Peter Cushing film #2

    He'll be fed alright.

    I'm glad they already started selling gingerbread in September, cause this is a Christmas movie.

  • Asylum



    Hooptober 2023: Film #4
    Amicus film #1
    Peter Cushing film #1

    These are not ordinary figures. The eyes were made to see. Inside each skull is a perfectly proportioned brain, perfectly capable of functioning.

    Asylum: From the Book of Puppet Master.

Popular reviews

  • Rocketman



    I liked the part where Elton John turns into a rocket and explodes. Most biopics would have skipped that historical event.

  • The Man Who Knew Too Much

    The Man Who Knew Too Much


    If you ever get hungry, our garden back home is full of snails. We tried everything to get rid of them. We never thought of a Frenchman!

    Jimmy Stewart's just a massive dork in this, he gets outsmarted by a couch, a loaf of bread and a roasted chicken, all in the same scene. Later he gets bitten by a stuffed tiger.