Chris

I watch the stuff other people refuse to watch and then express my thoughts on them.

Favorite films

  • Donnie Darko
  • The Count of Monte Cristo
  • Enter the Void
  • Gummo

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  • Decoder

    ★★★½

  • Fast X

    ★★★½

  • Con Air

    ★★★★

  • It's Such a Beautiful Day

    ★★★★½

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  • Fast X

    Fast X

    ★★★½

    I like how the movie is self-aware😂😂😂 don’t go into this movie with your head go with family. Overall it was a really fun watch . Watching Vin Diesel warp the laws of physics like a boss never gets old. Jason Momoa’s character stole every scene he was in. The movie felt like a mission impossible x James Bond movie at times . Also I don’t know how they are going to explain that ending in the next movie. Actually I do, it’s a fast and furious movie for crying out loud 😂😂😂

  • It's Such a Beautiful Day

    It's Such a Beautiful Day

    ★★★★½

    Man…………………………………………………………

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★

    IT’S LIKE RATATOUILLE!!!

    But seriously though…

    I feel any attempt to critique this film just adds to it. It’s so direct with how pretentious it has to be that any attempt to comment on it call it out just mirrors the film back on the viewer. There’s also this American psycho element to it .  The cliché characters from the overzealous nerd fan boy who puts other people down to elevate his fragile ego. The food critics constantly trying to…

  • Martin

    Martin

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Martin  reconceptualizes vampirism as I know it. Martin’s thirst for blood could be viewed as a lack of something. There is a void within him, and the only way through which it can be filled is by consuming the blood of other’s. There’s also a sexual undertone to it with how he usually targets  older women.(well are they really older if he thinks he’s 84). When he sedates his victims, he wraps himself around them in a warm embrace (with both their…