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  • Star Wars

    Star Wars

    ★★★★½

    harrison ford are you free on friday night?

  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys

    ★★★★½

    sexy vampires in crop tops? it doesn’t get any fucking better

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  • Falling in Love

    Falling in Love

    ★★★

    i would leave my husband for robert de niro too

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★½

    i wish i could write a complex review but my brain is not big enough so michael corleone sexy