Godzilla went crazy on em this time! Oh hell no!
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Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World 2003
Do you want to see a guillotine in Piccadilly?
YES!
Want to call that raggedy ass Napoleon your king?
YES!
You want your children to sing 'La Marseilllaise'?
YES!Dudes rock :)
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The Devil All the Time 2020
Quite literally the worst thing I have ever seen. I lied to a girl who somehow loved??? this??? and told her I watched it and hated it when I really practiced radical self love and stopped half way through, which was in itself a Herculean feat of ascetic patience and aesthetic tolerance considering this sack of rancid self-obsessed dogshit is A HUNDRED AND FORTY MINUTES LONG. Negative zero stars, not even really a movie, just sensory punishment. Yuck! No bueno!