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  • The Fox and the Hound

    The Fox and the Hound


    NOTE : This isn’t a review (I don't plan on making one). This is more me blatantly talking about my experience re-watching the film hence why this is strictly all being written as a “note”. So in case you are expecting some hard boiled deconstruction about the inner workings of The Fox and the Hound this isn’t for you. For contexts sake, long ago, way back when I was a small child I remember watching this film on VHS constantly.…

  • The Babysitter: Killer Queen

    The Babysitter: Killer Queen


    “My favorite movie vacillates between Deliverance (1972) or anything by Rob Reiner”
    “Black power bitch!”
    ”one million followers is good but do you know what’s better? one billion followers.”
    “Boo hoo watch a kids movie, the parents always die”
    “You little stud COLE! I’m not even mad bro!”

    Absolutely fantastic. The Babysitter : Killer Queen does everything it needs to do to make up for the lackluster and at…

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    You know that feeling? In school when you have your grading cycle come to an end and you spend about a whole week, which can seem restless, scattering to fix grades and right wrongs you may have caused. The chaotic nature of jumping back and forth between personal enjoyment and gain while minimizing it for the sake of maximum efficiency and the constant reaching for just a hint of success to the point of which you find yourself with the…

  • mother!



    I took my Mother to see Mother! The projector messed up we got our money back. I then was getting my mother's mother to take me too see mother!, but my mother said "no" she would not let her mother watch Mother!. At the end if the day my Mother took me to see Mother!
    And it was amazing!