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  • Rocky IV

    Rocky IV

    ★★★★★

    Rocky brings about world peace with a single fight. If you don't think this is the most important film of all time you should seriously consider eating my shit.

  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story

    ★★

    I understand what they set out to do here. The pacing was slow and the tone was drab, but for a reason, establishing a perpetual, haunting existence after existence.

    I respect the effort and commitment to this endeavor, however, it just wasn't for me. I found the characters rather dull. I would have appreciated a little variance from the flatline that was my viewing experience. That being said, the film did beg us to ask life's eternal question: Was he naked under that sheet?

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  • Mike Tyson vs. Roy Jones Jr.

    Mike Tyson vs. Roy Jones Jr.

    ★★★½

    With old men lacing up the gloves 15yrs too late and a basketball player with zero boxing experience squaring off against a You Tuber, this felt much more of a spectacle than legit sporting event. Oh well, spectacles can be fun and something to behold too.

    It was called a draw, but was pretty clear that Tyson was the victor. Jones seemed much more like he was just trying to make it out alive while Tyson calmly stalked most of the time. Also, RIP to Nate Robinson's reputation.

  • Rear Window

    Rear Window

    ★★★

    A prototype for crime witness cinema, I finally got a chance to sit down and watch this Hitchcock effort.

    What starts as a hobby to pass the time for our hobbled protagonist, taking neighborhood watch brings light upon suspicious happenings right in his own backyard. The strange occurrences spark paranoia that spread to others as he employs the help of his girlfriend and outspoken, in-house nurse.

    Initially doubted, his diligence and adherence to his watch and the intuition of his…

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  • Warrior

    Warrior

    ★★★★★

    This movie makes me want to eat raw meat three meals a day and punch a baby in the stomach for looking at me cross-eyed. Max-level testosterone achieved. My favorite sports flick of all time.

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★½

    Who has the more powerful 1-2 combo? Jordan Peele with "Us" and "Get Out" or Ari Aster with this and "Hereditary"? For my money, Aster narrowly takes it. This is a master's class in suspense.