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  • Warrior
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Fight Club
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★½

  • Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

    ★★★★

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

    ★★★★★

  • There's Something About Mary

    ★★★★★

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog

    ★★★

    Jim Carrey'd this movie.

  • Rocky IV

    Rocky IV

    ★★★★★

    2020 CHRISTMAS SEASON VIEWING #1

    Rocky brings about world peace with a single fight. If you don't think this is the most important film of all time you should seriously consider eating my shit.

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  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★½

    I was expecting to like this more than all the flack that Waititi was catching for it. For the first 15 minutes or so, I actually was finding all the haters to be lunatics. It was wonderful for that first chunk with the God Butcher's origin story, and Thor overview and character catch-up. But the rest of the movie had to happen and now I find myself in that large group of people saying "Taika, you could have done much…

  • Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

    Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

    ★★★★

    Cute 🥰

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  • Warrior

    Warrior

    ★★★★★

    This movie makes me want to eat raw meat three meals a day and punch a baby in the stomach for looking at me cross-eyed. Max-level testosterone achieved. My favorite sports flick of all time.

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises

    ★★★★½

    I know Bane seems all rough and tough, but I'm sure behind the mask he's just a big teddy bear. I bet you he's a Virgo 😍