Ranking every main(ish) character, in terms of their big dick energy:
1. Rollergirl- A1 confidence to ride around on roller skates. And to keep them on at all times shows a ton of commitment. She is also just trying her best out here, and wants to get a better education, and to go through life receiving the respect she deserves. Which is most definitely big dick energy.
2. Maurice T.T. Rodriguez- Everybody loves him, and he loves everybody. Extremely motivated to…