at first i was like what the fuck and then i was like ohh but then i was like what the fuck again and then i kinda got it for a little bit and then was completely lost because i blinked and then i understood. robert pattinson.
this gets two stars for these reasons and these reasons alone.
1) i laughed for 10 minutes when i found out they had to photoshop jason derulo’s junk out because it was too evident in his catsuit
2) jennifer hudson’s rendition of memory was RIVETING
3) it takes a certain skill to make a movie that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever and they succeeded