Steve Blank

By night I scrub floors at Walmart. By day I watch an unhealthy number of movies.

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Back to the Future
  • Little Women
  • Speed Racer

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  • High Crimes

    ★★★½

  • Far Cry

    ★★½

  • We Have a Ghost

    ★★★½

  • Scream VI

    ★★★★½

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  • Logan's Run

    Logan's Run

    ★★★½

    Honestly, a pleasure based society where you die at 30 seems pretty perfect.

  • Let's Be Cops

    Let's Be Cops

    ★★★★★

    I'm just so sad.

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  • Snapshot of Love

    Snapshot of Love

    ★★★★½

    I love when these smaller movies do a story about a "famous movie star." 2 of the movies the lead guy is referenced in starring in were also written by Elizabeth Snoderly, the writer/director of this movie. (Funnily enough they both starred Lexi Giovagnoli making me kinda wish they'd flipped roles & made the guy the paparazzi.)

  • A Merry Single Christmas

    A Merry Single Christmas

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Absolutely should have been about David & Nola instead. Also, would have preferred an epilogue scene with Harry & Juliet.

    Give me a sequel that's just the 3 happy couples back together next Christmas hanging out at the b&b cause they're friends. (To fit the budding romance requirement, maybe they're match making a 4th couple.)

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  • Another Night of the Living Dead

    Another Night of the Living Dead

    ½

    Half of this is the original Night Of The Living Dead with added sound effects for "comedic" effect. Most of the time, it's a fart sound. If you thought Night Of The Living Dead didn't have enough farts, this movie might be for you. 
    The other half is a horrible nerd character who is either in completely new scenes or digitally inserted in old Night Of The Living Dead footage. He's annoying & awful. His catchphrase: "Suck my balls." So fucking…

  • Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge - Adventure Awaits

    Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge - Adventure Awaits

    ★★½

    Shoutout to the guy who said, “It’s not a merchandise shop, it’s a merchandise experience.”