By night I scrub floors at Walmart. By day I watch an unhealthy number of movies.
Logan's Run 1976
Honestly, a pleasure based society where you die at 30 seems pretty perfect.
Let's Be Cops 2014
I'm just so sad.
Snapshot of Love 2022
I love when these smaller movies do a story about a "famous movie star." 2 of the movies the lead guy is referenced in starring in were also written by Elizabeth Snoderly, the writer/director of this movie. (Funnily enough they both starred Lexi Giovagnoli making me kinda wish they'd flipped roles & made the guy the paparazzi.)
A Merry Single Christmas 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Absolutely should have been about David & Nola instead. Also, would have preferred an epilogue scene with Harry & Juliet.
Give me a sequel that's just the 3 happy couples back together next Christmas hanging out at the b&b cause they're friends. (To fit the budding romance requirement, maybe they're match making a 4th couple.)
Another Night of the Living Dead 2011
Half of this is the original Night Of The Living Dead with added sound effects for "comedic" effect. Most of the time, it's a fart sound. If you thought Night Of The Living Dead didn't have enough farts, this movie might be for you.
The other half is a horrible nerd character who is either in completely new scenes or digitally inserted in old Night Of The Living Dead footage. He's annoying & awful. His catchphrase: "Suck my balls." So fucking…
Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge - Adventure Awaits 2019
Shoutout to the guy who said, “It’s not a merchandise shop, it’s a merchandise experience.”