Steve Blank

Steve Blank

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By night I scrub floors at Walmart. By day I watch an unhealthy number of movies.

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  • Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween

    Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween

    ★★★

    There's an idiot pumpkin. He has 3 lines. He's the best part.

  • Another Night of the Living Dead

    Another Night of the Living Dead

    ½

    Half of this is the original Night Of The Living Dead with added sound effects for "comedic" effect. Most of the time, it's a fart sound. If you thought Night Of The Living Dead didn't have enough farts, this movie might be for you. 
    The other half is a horrible nerd character who is either in completely new scenes or digitally inserted in old Night Of The Living Dead footage. He's annoying & awful. His catchphrase: "Suck my balls." So fucking…