“I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.”

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  • Sleepless in Seattle

    Sleepless in Seattle

    When my dad started going on dates again he would text me things like “need to stay for another drink to be nice but she has Man Hands” and that’s the only way we formed a relationship. Anyways, NO, I have not done this with a podcaster. Never say never!

  • Shampoo


    Once Upon a Time... in Hornyville

    I’ve never seen a man fuck this many people in a day except during a Sims Let’s Play 100 Baby Challenge video

Popular reviews

  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    Inside Llewyn Davis

    I watched this instead of playing guitar and found it very boring and Justin Timberlake is not meant for folk. Should have practiced guitar so Oscar Isaac could yell to see my gingham panties

  • Being John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich

    Jeffery “Craig” Epstein and Ghislane “Maxine” Maxwell