• Minari

    Minari

    ★★★★

    No comment just tears dropping into the half-drunk glass of Mountain Dew.

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    ★★½

    I had high hopes only to find them undermined by how this turned out to be: a rape-revenge thriller that is surprisingly tame on the revenge part considering the severe level of psychological trauma and violence inflicted upon the female characters while the men only get “talked” to. Features great performances with a ton of cameos, an awesome soundtrack, and a denouement that might just be a little too neat for its own sake and so much for a revenge fantasy, it surely leaves a lot to be desired. Wish there were more bites to it instead of flashy pink aesthetics.

  • Soul

    Soul

    ★★★★

    Truth is i’ve always worried that maybe there’s something wrong with me. You know? That maybe i’m not good enough for living - 

    SOUL-CRUSHING

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    ★★½

    How do you write the script of this movie without even realizing midway through that Kristen Stewart and Aubrey Plaza’s characters need to end up together *smh*?

  • Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    This is what zero Oscars does to a mf - It drives them to win Razzies instead.

  • Burning

    Burning

    ★★★★★

    ┏┓ 
    ┃┃╱╲ in
    ┃╱╱╲╲ this
    ╱╱╭╮╲╲tiny apartment 
    ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
    ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ 
    Masturbate onto the window 
    where the tower seldom reflects
    the sun, pretending that 
    cats and fruits don’t exist
    🔪🍊🐈  🤷‍♀️ 🕳🔥
    ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ 
    ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

  • Shithouse

    Shithouse

    ★★★★

    Don’t be fooled by its pungent title, Shithouse is a sweetly little gem - from the handsomely talented 23-year-old Cooper Raiff - that deftly accumulates the painstakingly aching details and free-flowing casualness in the tradition of Linklater’s Before Trilogy to tell a story about growing up as well as the anxiety of being alive. Needless to say that it speaks strongly to those who are far away from home, myself included, especially the ones that find themselves experiencing heavy crying…

  • Freaky

    Freaky

    ★★★

    Vince Vaughn acting as a teenage girl is more believable than seeing someone as stunning as Kathryn Newton get hired to play an “unattractive” high school nobody.

  • Face/Off

    Face/Off

    ★★★★½

    This is my Citizen Kane

  • The Godfather: Part II

    The Godfather: Part II

    ★★★★½

    A lament for the father who died knowing he’d succeeded in taking a business and making it an irreplaceable part of his family and the son who subsequently took over and turned his family into a business.

  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★

    Tommy Wiseau saw this and said to himself, "I can make a better movie than this."

  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    ★★★½

    Keanu Reeves smiling and telling people to “party on” adds 10 years to my life expectancy. He literally is the ONE.