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  Infinity Pool 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Full review on The Arts Fuse

  So there is literally no fucking reason for this to have been cut down from an NC-17 to an R.  I did NOT get the six foot tall penis dildo in the theatrical cut and I am very displeased about that. But Mia Goth lounging on the hood of a moving car fisting a bottle of wine in one hand and waving a gun around with another is going to be my personality for 2023!!!! The queen does it again (breastfeeding Alexander Skarsgård).

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  M3GAN 2022

  ★★ Watched 05 Jan 2023 1

  Full review on The Arts Fuse

  All the worst aspects of modern horror packed into one completely smooth, pre-memeified, soy dialogue filled facsimile of Child’s Play for Tik Tokkers with none of the cleverness or campy gore Chucky delivers.

Recent reviews

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  Enys Men 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2023

  Colors! Colors are so wonderful! Remember when movies had colors in them? Fuck I wish I could experience watching this on mushrooms because it was wild on like 40 mg of edibles.

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  Mister Organ 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2023

  You know those episodes of Catfish when the big climactic reveal occurs early because the catfish is actually a real asshole psycho who gets high off of causing people misery? Yeah, this is the feature length documentary version of that. All things considered though you know Michael Organ would make a crazy ass fucking movie. He’s on that black tank top levels of delusion shit. Let’s put him behind the camera and maybe he can channel his psychotic tendencies into a healthier medium.

Popular reviews

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  Three Wishes for Cinderella 1973

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Aug 2020

  I love this version of Cinderella, she's a dirty little gremlin who runs around shooting crows with a crossbow and she calls the prince an asshole. The caucasity of this bitch! We have to stan!

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  Promare / Side: Lio 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Oct 2019

  lio: [shows up out of nowhere looking like post-apocalyptic twink ghost rider] i’m the boss now

  meis and guiera: you’re the boss now