Favorite films

  • Seven Samurai
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Identity Thief
  • Phantom of the Paradise

Recent activity

  • Casino


  • Boogie Nights


  • Gumby: The Movie


  • Zatoichi: Darkness Is His Ally


Recent reviews

  • Gumby: The Movie

    Gumby: The Movie


    RiffTrax rating: ****

    Rewatched this as livestream on Gizmoplex

  • Zatoichi: Darkness Is His Ally

    Zatoichi: Darkness Is His Ally


    A decent episode overall but not the grand finale I’d expected or hoped considering this is Shintaro Katsu’s last Zatoichi film. Entertaining enough but not as engaging or as powerful as the best films of the series, but there’s definitely been worse.

Popular reviews

  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon


    Why yes I am crying. And so are you.

    - the longer review -

    After finishing up a long morning of appointments and having the rest of the day off of school I asked my 13 year old boy:
    "Do you still wanna see Love, Simon?"
    "Yeah, why not?"
    "Well we could go right now and see it at 12:45 or there's another at 2..."
    "It's probably better to go now and do the first one."
    "Ok then, perfect."

  • Isle of Dogs

    Isle of Dogs


    Visually marvellous!
    ...and now a more expanded 'review' after having slept on it...

    Saw this with my Ltrbxd comrade, LaserDisc and we very much enjoyed it.
    I was originally supposed to see it with my wife and son but plans changed and I saw it a couple days after they did. They were nice enough not to tell me anything other than how much they loved it - apparently he sat leaning forward on the edge of his seat and…