Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Thelma & Louise 1991

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2023 5

  Tag yourself, I’m Thelma whimpering and barking for young Brad Pitt

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  ★★★★ Rewatched 01 Jul 2022 8

  “When you least expect it, nature has cunning ways of finding our weakest spot.”

  I want to experience this film for myself so badly that there’s an ache in my chest. I want to live in warm, Northern Italy and not worry about anything except the book I am reading or where I’m going to bike to for the day. I want to experience the beginning stages of love and feel the confusion and passion that comes with it. I…

Recent reviews

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  Saw X 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2023 2

  CECILIA WAS A CUNT AND I LOVE HER girl made “Jig fucking Saw” look like a saint 

  This was everything i wanted it to be. Gory, campy, fun. It was a little long but besides that I had a blast.

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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ★★★ Rewatched 29 Sep 2023 2

  I don’t know what this says about my desensitization to horror but this is just so boring? Like love the gore, love the set, it’s just so meh otherwise.

Popular reviews

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  Don't Look Up 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Dec 2021 19

  Ariana Grande calling Leonardo DiCaprio an “old f*ck” is something I didn’t know I needed in my life

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  The Fallout 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2022 7

  One of the few films I've seen that actually understands what teenagers are like today.