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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “you dreamt of me?”
    — “no. i thought of you.”

    was gonna make this review just “céline sciamma invented something, she actually invented love with this film” or maybe “she does it for the girls and the touch-starved gays” and call it a day but this film deserves at least a few paragraphs of me rambling semi-coherently

    first: those lines i quoted at the start..... not to be dramatic... but they killed me on the spot. like fully came through…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    what if us two wickies .... kissed on this damned rock ? 🤭🤭 aha ha, only joshing lad..... 😅

    unless.. ? 😳

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  • Spree



    carpool karaoke if james corden reads one more bad review for his role in the prom

  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    Inside Llewyn Davis


    it’s always “wyd” and never “you’ve probably heard that one before. if it was never new and it never gets old, then it’s a folk song.” smh 🙄😤

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  • After We Collided

    After We Collided


    i’m drunk i’m uncomfortable and i just saw a tampon on the floor

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the obligatory ‘forcing my family to watch this film i really enjoyed’ rewatch brought an intriguing new perspective to me from the outset this time

    brother: “well in the turing test there’s normally a comparison, a second subject, one AI and one human and if you can’t tell the difference, then the AI has passed the test.”
    mum: “do you think there’ll be a second subject?”
    brother: “i think he is, the employee. i think he IS the test.”