• On the Count of Three

    On the Count of Three

    ★★★★

    CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

    I would say “they don’t make them like this anymore” but I don’t know if they’ve ever made them like this.

  • Daredevil

    Daredevil

    ★★★½

    I say this without any sense of irony whatsoever… this was so fire.

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★½

    Sam Raimi. The greatest to ever do it.

  • Wild Things

    Wild Things

    ★★★★

    Possibly the most unpredictable film I’ve ever seen. 7 twists too many but still a wild time.

  • Fresh

    Fresh

    ★★★

    The script actually felt rather… undercooked.

  • The Adam Project

    The Adam Project

    ★★★★

    “You’re not doing anything wrong”

    Some people might pass this off as a dumb fun sci-fi film but it’s got more heart than 90% of films released these days. That bar scene with Reynolds & Garner had me weeping like a baby.

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    “I am the shadows”

    Exceptional. A bit too broody/emo for it’s own good as I think it’ll alienate parts of the mainstream audience, even leaving me pretty cold towards the start but the films tone is something else. Right from the opening scene & Batman’s introduction, it was clear we were in for something special. From a filmmaking/direction standpoint it’s the best we’ve ever seen for a superhero movie but I think certain aspects (involving the writing) hold it back for me.…

  • The Tinder Swindler

    The Tinder Swindler

    ★★★½

    Awkwafina - “You changed your name from Shimon to Simon?”

  • Uncharted

    Uncharted

    ★★★½

    As someone who’s never played the game, this was a lot of fun. Holland & Wahlberg share excellent chemistry and their dynamic is the highlight of the film. Are they miscast? How the fuck should I know? I’ve never played the game and if they are miscast… I don’t really care.

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Despite it’s Last Jedi references, this is structured almost exactly like The Force Awakens. Which means Dewey is Han Solo and to be honest, Dewey’s death hit 10 times harder. 

    RIP KING 👑 👮‍♂️

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “It’s what we do”

    I was always going to be biased. My sister was born on the 14th June 2002 and as my Nan was looking after me at the time she decided to take me to the cinema. Thankfully that day a little film called Spider-Man was being released and after my 3 year old self witnessed Sam Raimi’s masterpiece, my life was changed forever. 

    I’ve always loved Spider-Man. From the 90’s animated show on Jetix, to the games…