• Demon Slayer – Kimetsu no Yaiba – The Movie: Mugen Train

    Demon Slayer – Kimetsu no Yaiba – The Movie: Mugen Train


    i don't really know how i got here, yet here i am. i haven't seen the first season, or truly any anime at all, but when my friend invited me to watch the highest grossing film out of japan (beating spirited away?), i mean... i'm always down for a good time.

    for a theater going experience, it was fun! the mix of animation styles, gore, action, and sound design all came together and gave me something completely new to enjoy.…

  • The Father

    The Father

    anthony tore it!

  • Moulin Rouge!

    Moulin Rouge!


    THIS is the energy i need post pandemic. i'm talking extremely horny vaudevillian acrobatic clubs that revel in sensual pleasures and campy dramatics. choreographed numbers, diamonds and discoballs, with love on full display. complete with sex, sex, and more sex! baz's theatrics are tantalizing as ever here, and if you're not with it, you're not invited!

    side note: the one time i went the actual moulin rouge in 2019 i did poppers with a czech girl in the stall and pulsed to gesaffelstein. it was fantastic, obviously, but it wasn't this. forever chasing this movie's high.

  • The Thomas Crown Affair

    The Thomas Crown Affair


    the dream of the 90s is alive, down to the inane name for this movie

  • Former Cult Member Hears Music For The First Time

    Former Cult Member Hears Music For The First Time

    once again i am asking to join a cult. i know that is not the point here but i think being in a cult would solve all my problems. anyways

  • The King of Comedy

    The King of Comedy


    robert deniro's immacuately tailored suits. sandra bernhard's insane performance. the rehearsal mural shot... i'm in awe of all of this. people love to talk about hustle culture, well, this is it! i'm going to become the Rupert Pupkin. scam or be scammed and there is no time for the latter.

    (thank you dan for gifting me this copy 💕)

  • Orphan



    esther thee orphan was SO rude and violent i'm fckn obsessed!! like she had no qualms bludgeoning nuns or breaking girls legs or burning little boys alive. all she wanted was some dick. i actually loved this so much. daddy issues are sexy!!! now manifesting an Orphan Girl Summer

  • Another Round

    Another Round


    those sazeracs looked delicious... watch this space

  • Demi Lovato: Dancing with the Devil

    Demi Lovato: Dancing with the Devil


    cut the cameras! quickly! for her sake and ours!

    i know she's a leo and all (we share the same birthday) but the attention is not worth the depression. we must shut down the scooter braun industrial complex before it ruins us all.

  • Marie Antoinette

    Marie Antoinette


    who said
    she can't wear her converse
    to the guillotine?
    well baby, that's just marie!

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i know millie bobby brown was just WAITING for them to kiss so she could floor it

  • My Octopus Teacher

    My Octopus Teacher


    this octopus lowkey a girlboss. gatekeep that kelp forest!

    i just know her and gunda (the pig from gunda) would be bffs