• Atlas Shrugged: Part III

    Atlas Shrugged: Part III

    After 3 movies. What the fuck ever even happened. 

    I can now say I have watched the top 3 worst movies of all time, all within 3 days. 

    I can’t even think of a single thing that had any importance that was on screen In 5.5 hours of sleeping dialogue. 
    I have literally nothing insightful to say since I think I lost Brain cells.

    Best line from this one at least was:
    “Sacrifice Minnesota”

    Train girl=upgrade x2
    Metal man= downgrade(no…

  • Atlas Shrugged: Part I

    Atlas Shrugged: Part I

    Hey do you want to read atlas shrugged? No you definitely shouldn’t. Do you want to watch a 5 hour movie adaption that is just as painful, you really shouldn’t, but I am. For what reason? Who fucking knows. 

    After watching part 2 I do miss part ones train girl, she do it all better. 

    The best scene was in the factory in Wisconsin when they spoke about why the factory failed. Paging everyone based on need and not skill, and then all innovation stopped. 

    I can’t wait to sit through more dialogue that goes no where and locations that don’t make sense. 

    Cheers to that

  • Atlas Shrugged: Part II

    Atlas Shrugged: Part II

    Eddie got upgraded, the first 4min had the most action, while at the same time, the least amount of emotion. I will give them such high praise for perfectly adapting a terribly boring book Into a terribly boring movie. There are so many bad parts but the thing that grinds my train gears In this part is this. Why are all the poor people, so upset that the rich people are getting punished. They are so sad about the regulations.…

  • Paprika

    Paprika

    ★★★★½

    Wwwwwhhhhhaaaaaaaaattttttt the fuck that was awesome. I feel like I didn’t stop to blink I needed to take in every visual. I don’t think I have seen animation this complex before. The themes of cinema, and making movies, the similarities to inception, blade runner, ghost in the shell. Super fucking cool. If you haven’t seen it yet hit me up and I’ll do it again for sure.

  • Apocalypse Now

    Apocalypse Now

    ★★★★★

    Where did this come from. This was not the movie I expected. I expected a 70s war flick, halfway through I realized it was 3 hours. This movie has 3 parts. The surfing contest, the golden retriever puppy, and the horror. Each one of them brings you deeper and deeper into the movie. There will be deaths in the movie yes, no spoiler there, but the first of the boats crews death hit me hard. This seems to be the…

  • Guns Akimbo

    Guns Akimbo

    If I could give this a 0.1/5 I would. Don’t waste your time watching this. You can watch any other movie instead and enjoy it more. You know what, if you want to watch a movie like this one, just watch Crank 2. It does everything this movie tries to do but 100x better.

    The good part: 1 scene where the original picture of Daniel Radcliffe in his robes was released in a press image, and the Internet loved it.…

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★★

    Third time watching but this most recent viewing still felt like the first time. There are so many perfect little jokes and one liners. I can’t find a flaw with any scene. It’s so great seeing so many actors looking so young as well. If I wanted to be a director I would look up to Edgar. He makes movies in such a fun and engaging way. In a very smart way as well, he doesn’t pander to the audience…

  • Dark Waters

    Dark Waters

    ★★★★½

    This is a really great expose on the big fuckers of the world. If you don’t come away from this movie scared then you didn’t watch the same movie. This is the type of shit that you would see taught in college classes. Mark kills it, love the guy in this. Also loved how they got the real life counterparts into the film, especially the gas station scene god damn it was a great moment. I would really recommend this…

  • Trainspotting

    Trainspotting

    ★★★★

    This was a fucking joy to watch. I loved how filthy the whole film was, and the inner dialogue was great. I could never guess where the story was heading and just following the group got them into enough trouble to keep the movie going. Great one liners to stick with you. Watch this for old times sake. You’ll see how many movies this one inspires. Would watch again.

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★½

    This movie made me feel like I was drowning but could just stay on the surface to gulp in water every once in a while for the entire fucken run time. Is that a good thing? I can’t fucken tell. The yelling is non stop. Personally it gets old. I understand it’s never supposed to slow down but other stuff could of been done to keep up the pace without using the same yelling. I personally didn’t like the suspense…

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is a movie that as soon as I finished it, I wanted to re-watch. I’m glad after 23 years I still had not had it spoiled for me. There were so many great lines that had callbacks to earlier in the film. My favorite series were the ones he used from the books he read, the autobiography of an organ. It’s a shame he missed out on Marla so much. Great movie and time with the boys

  • 1917

    1917

    ★★★★

    Really great story, this movie nailed every part with emotion built in. The music was amazing at every part. There were slow parts but cut in with tense scenes. At the end it felt like a very classic war movie, I feel as if I learned more about the history and I enjoyed that.