The Virgin Suicides ★★★

why did literally NO ONE warn me that danny god damn devito was going to be in this film within the first ten minutes??

how many other sofia coppola films has he been in? was he the mushrooms in the beguiled (2017)? paris hilton's dog in the bling ring (2013)? kirsten dunst's WIG in marie antoinette (2006)??

i swear... i gotta go lie down