Suspiria

Suspiria ★★★★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

I think it felt like what it must feel like to fuck.

Well go off then, Dakota!!!!!!! This movie is so unpleasantly good, and also extremely disturbing!!! 

Tilda deserves an Oscar for one of her seven performances and Dakota Johnson straight snapped (Tilda literally snapped) and escaped her 50 Shades phase. It hit me hard (in a great way) that this movie has a phenomenal all female cast with no huge male celebrity star cameos/supporting actors to deem it “good”. They’re just good fucking actresses, kicking people’s asses witch style and making fun of police men’ dicks. What a concept! 

The additions from the wacky ass original elevated the story (the doctor’s story, the use of the current state of Berlin then, Susie’s past). 

Luca is a feminist first, director second. Somewhere Armie Hammer and Timothee Chalamet are trembling!!!! 

Only thing I will say is that I felt like I was going to vomit the entire time and the man next to me nursing a tall Bud Light the entire movie was not helping. Not enough music by Goblin :/

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