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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★★

    gay

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★★

    i’m pretty easy at movie theaters. i’m not bothered often by other people around me, and even when someone is being a complete pain in the ass, i’d rather die than have to correct someone else’s behavior during a movie. that being said, about 35 minutes into the movie, a woman in the row in front of us started texting full-brightness right in front of her face. after a few minutes of polite tsk-ing from the older gentleman seated directly…

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  • Yesterday

    Yesterday

    what if i woke up tomorrow and my ass didn’t exist

  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra

    ★½

    it takes a truly special kind of movie to make me feel this robbed when it’s over. gorgeous cinematography, but a narrative that builds to way more than it can (or at least chooses to) deliver. a powerhouse cast that is given absolutely nothing to work with. a setting in the outskirts of the solar system with absolutely no stakes. 
    breathtakingly beautiful, but i have no love for the script. more like bad astra