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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Shining
  • Aliens
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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  • Lake Placid

    ★★★★

  • Steam: The Turkish Bath

    ★★½

  • God's Creatures

    ★★★★

  • Don't Worry Darling

    ★★★★

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  • Lake Placid

    Lake Placid

    ★★★★

    This is how I like my creature features. Absolutely bonkers with a 90’s sense of humour. A cast led by Bill Pullman. The sort of dialogue with facts like ‘crocodiles have been more worshipped in history than Jesus’. Betty White telling cops to suck her dick. Bridget Fonda constantly insulting Maine. This movie is hysterical.

  • Steam: The Turkish Bath

    Steam: The Turkish Bath

    ★★½

    The Turkish bath setting was sure interesting. However, I found this terribly boring and dated.

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  • The House

    The House

    ★★★½

    I honestly think there’s nothing creepier that stop-motion animation. So cold and dark. Amazing attention for detail.

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★

    Hmm I’m a bit on the fence about this one. The visuals were on point. So dark and gritty. Raining all the time. Batman didn’t pull any punches either. He was beating the hell out of these thugs. It just felt so uncomfortably long. It didn’t need to be that long, the plot was not all that complex. I love some R-Patz but anyone could have played him in this movie. It just felt like he was brooding the entire…