Favorite films

  • We Go Way Back
  • Little Children
  • Ticket to Paradise
  • TÁR

Recent activity

  • Elvis


  • Causeway


  • Babylon

  • The Banshees of Inisherin


Pinned reviews

  • Ticket to Paradise

    Ticket to Paradise


    george clooney and julia roberts practically raised me since their films were constantly on tv, so of course i had to see this opening night and OF COURSE i LOVED it. they really sell it w their charm and talent and, most importantly, chemistry. this film, as lovely as it is, would so not work half as well as it does if it weren’t for them. they’re our last great movie stars and are electric together. i couldn’t stop grinning…

  • Three Days of the Condor

    Three Days of the Condor

    god's greatest creation, robert redford

Recent reviews

  • Elvis



    a cultural icon who has been parodied, honoured, and depicted in countless ways, one who has wiki pages for everything from his childhood home to that goddamn sandwich, a man of his status always deserved a batshit biopic and i think baz luhrmann was the only choice for who should have directed it. luhrmann's style is excessive and it fits VERY WELL w the myth that elvis has become since he died. ELVIS needed 'most' in order for it to…

  • Babylon


    everybody in this movie seems to be doing smth w their performance (good - diego calva, li jun li, jovan adepo - or big - margot robbie) and then comes brad pitt who is the epitome of 'go girl, give us nothing'. this man hasn't seemed to put in the work since the late 2000s, instead relying on his looks and cool factor. you'd think a role as an aging movie star whose star power is fading would maybe connect…

Popular reviews

  • John Mulaney: New in Town

    John Mulaney: New in Town

    who would win in a fight: the 'excuse me. i am homeless. i am gay. i have aids. i am new in town' guy from this or the 'eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs' woman from COMEBACK KID?

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i almost never review films and if i do i never write smth long, but god, i need to do it for this because i have Thoughts™ (spoilers ahead, unless you read The Thread™)

    i didn't like this and quite frankly, i don't understand how anybody can look at this and like it. it's a candy colored rape revenge film, smth meant to be #empowering and to make viewers #fightlikeagirl, but underneath it, it's rotten. there's venom directed at the…