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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★

    It was fine, but dont u think that in five years a bunch of people would have finished grieving and moved on, remarried and started a new family? Even with each other? Suddenly having everyone’s dead partners reappear in that context would destroy relationships, families, and lives.

    The battles were boring, the time travel contrived, and the giRL pOwEr fan service sequence cringey and gay. But it wasn’t the worst capeshit movie I ever saw.

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    ★½

    dumb. why not rig up a ton of noise machines away from the home, like friggin bells on ropes? Why not have a button that sets off a bunch of alarms? Why not make noise traps with a bunch of spikes and shit? The monsters are so easy to trick and lure, why not hunt them, their ears are obviously vulnerable when they open, and they're blind. Why not build your house by a river, or just fucking make a bunch of waterfalls around your house (apparently the electricity and plumbing all still work perfectly for some reason). Movie is just dumb.

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