Lana Lynch

Lana Lynch


Trying to make a living while writing films, watching films and talking films

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  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    Dawn of the Planet of the Apes


    Hot take: Koba is the Make Apes Great Again of the Ape society

  • Margaret



    Watched the Extended Version

    Wow, I guess it's good to know I am absolutely not on the same wavelength as most are in regards to this movie. There are compelling things here, and its evocation of the feel New York is great, but I just did not jive with any of the main storylines.

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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant


    A film in which a ship of couples, numerous versions of Adam and Eve, arrive on a world they hope to be a new Eden, only to discover that a Devil of their own creation has both killed their God and made his own nightmare Eden to punish them for their flaws.

    I don't know how the fuck Ridley gets his weirdo visions into big sci-fi blockbusters.

  • Miss Americana

    Miss Americana


    Strip away all the trappings of a concert doc or the pretense of a hagiography, and you have a pretty great doc about seeing an artist realize their self worth as apart and separate from the fame and adulation.

    Was never really a fan but I also never really disliked Taylor, and the film gets at why and it's because she genuinely wants people to like her. I've always been attracted to artists who clearly don't give a fuck if…