TRULY awful. Genuinely one of the worst movies I've ever seen and I'm so serious. An assault on the senses. I don't even have the energy to say anything else. HOW did this get made
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The Green Knight 2021
I really haven't ever seen anything like this. GORGEOUS, mesmerizing, disorienting, sickening, impossibly quiet. My mind is racing but I think I need another watch before I decide what I think it means. High art cinema!!!
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Lady Bird 2017
"If you had boobs I wouldn't touch them either"
This was the best way to start my week. Above anything else, Lady Bird is something that always inspires me to be a filmmaker. I think it boils down to its screenplay, which is nothing short of miraculous. On paper, this movie sounds un-special, especially considering the innovations in the coming-of-age genre. What makes this stand out though is that Gerwig has the incredible talent of making her characters feel truly real. She…
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Palm Springs 2020
Yeah, I absolutely loved this. It's so funny, and so inventive, and so well-crafted. Everything about this warmed up my cold bitter heart and made me want to fall in love. My favorite film of 2020 until further notice!!!
