Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  You Hurt My Feelings 2023

  Watched 31 May 2023

  I have a rule that I don’t publicly rate movies where I know people who worked on it unless I actually want to give it a 4 or above. I would give this a positive score. I’ll tell you - it’s a 3.5 - I just don’t need them seeing that, people get weird about 3.5s

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  The Little Mermaid 1989

  ★★★★ Rewatched 27 May 2023

  Take my voice… PLEASE!!!

Popular reviews

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  Jojo Rabbit 2019

  ½ Watched 26 Oct 2019 5

  Hahahaha Nazis are gay and dumb! Except when they do nice thing then we like them and the fact that they’re gay is proof that they’re one of the good ones! 

  
  One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Like trying to salve a wound with ice cream

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Jan 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  My dad was on a business trip when this came out and had nothing to do at night so went to the cinema and saw this. Theatre was nearly empty and I think he made it to the beginning of Frank inarticulately attacking Dorothy before calling it quits. He talks about taking one last look at the screen and shaking his head before going back to the hotel, not knowing that he would later have a daughter that would watch…