• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse



  • Strange Way of Life

    Strange Way of Life


    jake…that’s so homophobic of you

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens


    this will always be my favorite family drama movie

  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake


    so this is what unemployment with a degree in media studies looks like

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    no forms of cinema found before this

  • Maid in Manhattan

    Maid in Manhattan


    stanley tucci shut the fuck up

  • Babylon



    3 hours just to see diego calva in that red lightning? sign me the fuck up

  • Blonde


    out of all the things i saw in 2022 i didn't need to see cgi fetus

  • Shark Tale

    Shark Tale

    this > goodfellas (1990)

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network


    ok so I rewatched the YOU BETTER LAWYER UP ASSHOLE BECAUSE I'M NOT COMING BACK FOR 30% I'M COMING BACK FOR EVERYTHING I mean that scene like 40 times just today and all I can say is that that whole scene speaks to me on a level that I can't even begin to explain..................the way mark looks at Eduardo while he's just screaming at him..............the way Justin Timberlake is just shook and yet the academy decides yeah no uhm we're not gonna give Andrew Garfield an award because just no............I believe they are the kind of people that would plant the story about the chicken

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i Am the worst person in the world

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    damn….i gotta start watching the twilight movies