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  • The Last Voyage of the Demeter
  • Meg 2: The Trench
  • To Catch a Killer
  • Infinity Pool

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  • Ticket to Paradise

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  • Andre the Giant

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  • Goodbye, Mr. Chips

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  • Goodbye, Mr. Chips

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  • The Last Voyage of the Demeter

    The Last Voyage of the Demeter

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    Dracula catches a ship from Romania to England, drinking everyone he meets. It's truly the cruise from Hell, plus, there's no cocktail parties or conga lines. The horror!

    The section from Stoker's novel on board the Demeter is often briefly mentioned or ignored completely in most Dracula adaptations. Here, it's the whole shebang.

    There's many creepy moments, set to a great subtle score, and the production design could not be better. Several brutal moments, the blood does flow quite a…

  • Meg 2: The Trench

    Meg 2: The Trench

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    An illegal mining station on the ocean floor releases more megalodons, and this time they're both hungry and horny as they wish to mate with a female kept in captivity by those daring researchers from the first movie...well, whoever wasn't eaten last time.

    I wasn't anticipating this sequel as much as the first movie because it was more of an action spectacle than the down and dirty shark horror movie I was wanting. That's not to say I didn't enjoy…

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  • Eyeball

    Eyeball

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    A psychopath with a knife, wearing a red hood, stalks a tour bus full of Americans, gouging out their eyeballs. A fun, wholesome giallo slasher flick the whole family can enjoy. πŸ‘πŸ—‘

    This delivers on what it promises - some cheap thrills, a few shocks here and there and a touch of gore. Bloody good stuff.

    Very entertaining, very accessible giallo from Umberto Lenzi. This would be a good place for a horror novice to start with the works of Umberto Lenzi. I did it backwards and started with his more notorious movies first. Whatever works for you.

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

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    Tess discovers weird goings-on at her Detroit Airbnb. Horror finally catches up to the Airbnb age.

    Darkly funny and in no hurry to reveal its complete hand, Barbarian works best when you go into it completely blind. Not knowing what the heck is happening and having it revealed to you is the most enjoyable aspect of this movie. The shocking twists are indeed shocking, and the sense of mystery keeps you on edge. I don't think it would be spoiling…

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  • White Oleander

    White Oleander

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    The blondest movie poster of all time.

  • Marathon Man

    Marathon Man

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    Does for dentistry what Jaws did for estuaries.

    Oddly enough, Roy Scheider is involved in both.