Favorite films

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  A.I. Artificial Intelligence 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Sep 2023

  Haley Joel osment is transcendentally perfect in this, the movie doesn’t work if he isn’t able to pull off the creepy innocence of the character and absolutely win you over by the end of the narrative. This movie’s vfx looks better than all marvel shlep and still holds up well today.

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  Batman Begins 2005

  ★★ Watched 25 Sep 2023

  what if i said this is bad. What if i said this movie is bad. Bale is so horrifically stale and boring as batman it makes me yearn for will arnett’s voice as lego batman. Katie Holmes of course is relegated to a damsel in distress. The horror elements are so obviously ridiculous and corny i can’t believe they ever got left in the Final Cut. I think my entire being is just averse to the Nolan dude bro superhero aesthetic and i refuse to take it seriously.

Popular reviews

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  The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 2015

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 02 Mar 2023

  you’re a painter. you’re a baker. you like to sleep with the windows open. you never take sugar in your tea. and you always double-knot your shoelaces.

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  Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Aug 2022 2

  fuck it five stars for my guy cameron

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