beatriz

i rate movies by how much i enjoy them pls don’t think i’m dumb

Favorite films

  • Jojo Rabbit
  • Hairspray
  • The Devil Wears Prada
  • St. Trinian's

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  • Pitch Perfect

  • He's All That

  • La La Land

    ★★★★½

  • The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

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  • Pitch Perfect

    Pitch Perfect

    no star rating cause i still don't know if this movie is legit or not like the line "you know david guetta?" always gets to me i don't understand. fun movie tho

  • He's All That

    He's All That

    it's.. not that bad? it's enjoyable and has some smart lines

    i live for these "bad" movies, i truly honestly do. stuff like the kissing booth and he's all that might objectively be really bad but i believe there is an art somewhere.. just out there... all in all i enjoyed it. maybe it was my second dose of moderna side effects talking (feverish day, really) but i liked it. i would watch it again i don't care it helps me not think and not focus on bad things

    i love you tanner. i can't believe they'd cut that hair though

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  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    well, here goes my (probably) longest and most hostile review yet.
    i've been reading way too many comments regarding the alleged "lack of depth" some characters had and let me tell you something: the lack of depth in this movie was solely reserved to men and that is honestly what was needed. in stories like these, i wholeheartedly do not care about their side, their point of view or whatever the fuck they might have to say. the entire justice…

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★½

    exactly what i think a cinematic experience should be. i felt so much i completely forgot what exactly i was feeling .. a tale of love and the most mundane morals mixed with beautiful elements that make it easy to accompany the story. heart is broken tho that kinda sucks