Favorite films

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Eraserhead
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Synecdoche, New York

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  • In the Loop

    ★★★★

  • Nomadland

    ★★½

  • The Sunset Limited

    ★★★½

  • White Men Can't Jump

    ★½

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  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★½

    Babylon sits in the perfect resting stop of concern and admiration - you know what that is? A liar.

    For a film dedicated to showing the depths of this industry, it loves to reminisce on the good ole days. Babylon seeks to rekindle that hunger for cinema in the boldest (western) sense. One masturbatory and one encased in a chastity belt. The film lives within contradictions, and one could call it a weak moral structure.

    What does Chazelle want? I’m…

  • This Place Rules

    This Place Rules

    The line of what a movie is continues to blur. The transition from the internet to full-scale films from people of the internet, it's an infinitely innovative idea allowing anyone the opportunity to get their art out to the world. I tend not to view this blurring line as a bad thing but as a part of the cycle of technology and storytelling. Why shouldn't the masses be able to express their art to the world? It is exciting to…

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  • Nomadland

    Nomadland

    ★★½

    If you're going to critique late-stage capitalism, going soft on Amazon is pretty lame.

    Mainly in the vein of "vibes," and while the vibes are aptly depressing, the critique itself is weak and offers no solution for this pressing issue. For example, there's a scene where McDormand talks to a child in a Sports Authority, and I couldn't help but think that this child is looking at a potential future due to the volatile nature of our economics. Seeing a…

  • James and the Giant Peach

    James and the Giant Peach

    ★★★½

    This movie lives in the recesses of my mind.

    James and the Giant Peach was the movie that the daycare workers would put on when it was time to lay people down for a nap. I'll never forget drifting off to sleep and watching the rhino attack the peach at the film's climax.

    My biggest issue upon revisiting this film is that James doesn't have a lot of characterization as James has the same traits that characters like Oliver have…

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  • Hannah Gadsby: Nanette

    Hannah Gadsby: Nanette

    ½

    I am not kidding this is the most annoying comedy special I have ever seen. I actually lost laughter to this special. Talking down to the audience doesn't make you smart or funny especially when you talk about common sense things. You see I'm an adult so I can be comprehensive about the world around me and how hard it can be but I an not an asshole about it. Especially when this one of the most aggravating pieces of…

  • Norbit

    Norbit

    ½

    fuck you guys so much i fucking hate all of you fuck you. one of the worst things ever made. embarrassing for everyone involved and you should be ashamed for enjoying this.

    I was a bit buzzed writing that portion but it was seriously the only way I could get through the movie. That and watching with friends kept me going too which helped. 

    This movie Jesus Christ where does one even start? 

    We could start on the lack of…