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  • Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star

    Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star

    Holy mother of Jesus.

    This isn't even a movie anymore. Seeing this twice now, I can attest that this is hardly a movie. It's like getting a colonoscopy but the doctor forgot to wash their hands and is out of gloves. This is the the feeling of getting something in your eye and not being able to get it out. This movie is the equivalent of getting a paper cut with cardboard on the webbing of your hands. Bucky Larson

  • Hated: GG Allin & The Murder Junkies

    Hated: GG Allin & The Murder Junkies

    ★★★★

    Was GG Allin a talented musician?

    Y’know I’m still trying to figure that out myself. There is an enigmatic quality to the persona that Allin has onstage. I’m sure most anyone who knows anything about Allin already knows what I’m going to say, but for the uninitiated let me take you down a path of degeneracy and memorable moments in 90s punk. GG Allin was a musician who would go from group to group making all kinds of punk/hard rock;…

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★½

    Tenet is the biggest movie in the world because it is the only movie in the world.

    There is a lot to unpack with the film as the landscape of cinema has changed so much since late March to late August. The way we watch movies and the availability of movies has become a point of discussion amongst consumers. Most of us would like to watch the movie we were most anticipating this year, but because of the pandemic everyone’s…

  • LOL

    LOL

    ½

    LOL is lacking a reason to exist. I am running my mind through all these scenarios for what the catalyst could've been for this movie.

    It's a movie that lacks any genuine drama to it. It is often a misconception that a movie has to have serious stakes to be engaging but I'd argue that the reason some movies have engaging stakes even when they're as low as let's say getting the girl/guy is because the characters care about their…

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  • Hannah Gadsby: Nanette

    Hannah Gadsby: Nanette

    ½

    I am not kidding this is the most annoying comedy special I have ever seen. I actually lost laughter to this special. Talking down to the audience doesn't make you smart or funny especially when you talk about common sense things. You see I'm an adult so I can be comprehensive about the world around me and how hard it can be but I an not an asshole about it. Especially when this one of the most aggravating pieces of…

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ½

    Thanks Disney I hate it. 

    I’ve never been a fan of these remakes albeit some exceptions are to be made for such films: Cinderella and The Jungle Book  I have yet to see Pete’s Dragon but I’m interested in seeing it because of the director alone. As for this...

    Let’s just say that this film takes an animated classic, and I don’t use that term lightly, and destroys it from the ground up. It had everything against it. I wish,…