Greenberg ★★½

Roger Greenberg is so deeply obnoxious, I'm not even sure where to begin. Probably at the moment when I literally shouted, "GET AWAY FROM HER" when he merely approached Greta Gerwig. I rolled my eyes so hard, so many times, I thought they would get stuck in the back of my head and I would be blind for life and have to blame it on Ben Stiller. What a way to go blind. By all means, write obnoxious characters, but at least make them funny or entertaining. This is just unpleasant.

But, literally, the entire rest of the cast is so likable and lovely (Brie!!!) that it almost (no) makes up for it.