Favorite films

  • Arrival
  • Zodiac
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • First Man

Recent activity

  • Don't Worry Darling

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

  • Spin Me Round

  • Look Both Ways

Recent reviews

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    I don’t know. It’s trying so desperately to be something, but it just feels half finished. Every character is almost a character, every scene is almost a scene. It feels like it’s missing some very basic, fundamental elements which feel kind of hard to miss, and yet it does. So much and yet so little is said - I watched it a few hours ago and I’ve already forgotten most of it. Of course it’s pretty, and it has nice…

  • Look Both Ways

    Look Both Ways

    I don’t know why but it’s so fucking funny that the song his band keeps playing is we are young by fun. not even in a different and original way, literally just a cover of we are young by fun. Can you imagine meeting a guy today in 2022 and he’s like yeah I’m in a band you should come see us play and you go and the song they play is we are young by fun? Like it’s not…

Popular reviews

  • He's All That

    He's All That

    i'm going to say something very very serious here. and i am not joking. nothing fuels me like this stuff. nothing makes life worth living like an addison rae acting debut netflix movie teen romcom remake. there is no sarcasm here. genuinely nothing keeps me going like the silliness of stuff like this. all the seriousness of life, work, university, family arrangements, trying to find time to see friends when literally nobody's schedule lines up because you're all adults now…

  • Before Midnight

    Before Midnight


    friend: can you pass the salad
    celine: oh you know what men always do when you talk about salad? they get horny. i'll tell you the difference between men and women, women are lettuce and men are celery. listen i watched this documentary on a serial killer who asked for a salad for his last meal. jesse would've ordered a burger king. i have an american husband. god did you read his book? it's so embarrassing listen if you read…