friend: can you pass the salad
celine: oh you know what men always do when you talk about salad? they get horny. i'll tell you the difference between men and women, women are lettuce and men are celery. listen i watched this documentary on a serial killer who asked for a salad for his last meal. jesse would've ordered a burger king. i have an american husband. god did you read his book? it's so embarrassing listen if you read that you know everything. except we did NOT do it in the park. complete bullshit. listen i feel so old now... jesse do i look old? how old are we now? i feel like i always wanted to be older and now i feel too old. jesse if you could change one thing about me what would it be? don't answer that
jesse: i don't know if im alive
friend: the salad