• Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    the vera farmigafication of elizabeth olsen. I couldn’t explain this if I tried it’s just a feeling I had

  • Red Notice

    Red Notice

    Basically, my sister was in dire need of watching something stupid and this just hit the spot. But in other news completely irrelevant to the quality of the film, which I think you could pretty much surmise from a single glance at its poster, or just looking at the cast list and filling in the blanks, Rawson Marshall Thurber has got to be one of the top 10 worst names I’ve ever heard. Who does that to a child? It…

  • The Weekend Away

    The Weekend Away

    This was the darkest film I’ve ever watched… in that I could not see a single thing. My dad got frustrated and stopped watching completely so I had to finish it alone and explain to him what happened. I’m not sure I’ve even got it right. Couldn’t see a fucking thing

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    Genuinely terrible. Like just beyond bad. But my sister was an extra in this and you can actually see her really up close in one shot so. 500 stars!!!

  • Fresh

    Fresh

    I don’t know what it says that I think this is absolutely the perfect role for sebastian stan

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    yes, we rewatched so soon... this is an absolute banger. i'd go see it again in another 4 days if asked. such a good time.

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    This is a film my friends and I have been excited about for the longest time (one friend in particular, who I genuinely would be willing to wager has mentioned it every time I’ve seen him since it was announced) and as it got closer I’d say we grew quite apprehensive, worried it might not be what we hoped but I (we) liked this so much! I have a feeling we’ll be watching again, it’s hard to cement your opinions…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    Has anyone seen this one? It’s good

  • I Want You Back

    I Want You Back

    a film starring charlie day in which somebody gets married on a boat..... because of the implication. i've really been in a rom-com mood recently so this came out with perfect timing - definitely wasn't because they purposely released it just before valentine's day i think clearly it was the universe looking out for me specifically. i was really looking forward to it purely for charlie day and jenny slate, which i think is a genius pairing, and it was…

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    pretty much a pitch perfect film with absolutely no flaws despite the fact that I can’t bear to watch the diner scene and have to mute the tab and open a new window until it’s over. if I was watching it on the tv I would have to mute the tv and leave the room like my dad does when my stepmum puts on the voice because like him i have a very serious condition called “LCT also known as…

  • Nightmare Alley

    Nightmare Alley

    dark, unsettling, shocking.. kinda gross.. but most importantly: a fun time! it's tough to comment on this without spoiling anything because it is rather unsubtle and it just is what it is.. so i think my best bet is to sell it on the overall vibe. if you like films with lots of smoking.. lots of taking hats off and putting hats on... highly decorative offices... more smoking.. red lipstick.. snow.. smoking in the snow... blood.. a little bit more…

  • Together Together

    Together Together

    weirdest timeline of events.. i just happen to find this film this morning while googling ed helms (for reasons too long and irrelevant to explain) and add it to my mental watchlist. and then this afternoon i finish the final season of friends - the show i've been watching recently - and cry at the last episode. and then this evening i put this film on, and the main characters in this film watch the entirety of friends and there's…